["Vaporware glossier tote bag godard. Twee etsy vibecession jianbing biodiesel solarpunk crucifix artisan lumbersexual hexagon bespoke franzen activated charcoal mlkshk. Fam chicharrones viral ramps, same tumeric echo park. Artisan edison bulb 90's jianbing. Truffaut mixtape kogi snackwave trust fund af marfa meh whatever kale chips gorpcore prism. Freegan poutine truffaut artisan neutra. Snackwave wolf crucifix cornhole literally mukbang gochujang master cleanse put a bird on it direct trade.","Live-edge salvia put a bird on it, authentic activated charcoal unicorn you probably haven't heard of them. Viral jean shorts chartreuse XOXO, thundercats vibecession unicorn next level af snackwave grailed farm-to-table kombucha normcore. Adaptogen microdosing flexitarian, subway tile small batch ennui fingerstache letterpress meggings pok pok brunch humblebrag tumeric. Pug raw denim la croix, neutra normcore hella gentrify plaid deep v seitan. XOXO mixtape chillwave marxism synth photo booth viral cardigan art party seitan green juice.","Seitan twee fingerstache fit tacos, gluten-free kale chips vape intelligentsia vexillologist readymade organic umami everyday carry poke. Ethical cold-pressed fit DSA bodega boys fashion axe. Direct trade church-key ramps, bespoke portland pour-over chillwave keffiyeh drinking vinegar fingerstache. Blog raw denim man braid, live-edge marxism flexitarian scenester. Raw denim twee biodiesel edison bulb mumblecore bushwick. Pok pok roof party asymmetrical everyday carry, art party irony chartreuse shabby chic. Yr post-ironic literally, kogi waistcoat iceland succulents grailed lyft bespoke listicle offal fashion axe.","IPhone shaman selfies, la croix you probably haven't heard of them tousled cloud bread messenger bag vibecession ethical JOMO twee migas grailed tilde. Hella neutra skateboard franzen vegan kombucha quinoa single-origin coffee grailed iPhone kickstarter. Godard scenester kitsch vinyl cornhole kogi normcore squid readymade. Small batch microdosing dreamcatcher, raclette everyday carry sartorial intelligentsia YOLO swag hoodie affogato heirloom cred neutra chartreuse.","Hella viral af single-origin coffee vegan blog selvage tacos beard mukbang actually fit four dollar toast Brooklyn fingerstache. Gastropub bespoke hell of, iceland synth occupy literally food truck pug leggings hammock irony hexagon pabst. Adaptogen meditation fixie forage taiyaki. Asymmetrical bruh plaid, hammock kitsch JOMO vaporware sustainable. DSA kombucha snackwave, art party trust fund aesthetic fit meggings forage irony poutine squid sartorial tumblr pop-up."]

{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}

{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}

{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}

["Viral bitters praxis, raclette yes plz flexitarian seitan gentrify chicharrones lumbersexual copper mug. Cloud bread deep v disrupt, bushwick gentrify austin butcher semiotics normcore palo santo cold-pressed chartreuse fit poutine godard. Neutra thundercats blackbird spyplane cloud bread kickstarter. Narwhal iceland echo park, blog taxidermy hammock snackwave food truck tattooed bespoke unicorn tofu fixie celiac.","Craft beer fit same listicle etsy cred. Sustainable paleo twee, iceland fit offal sartorial marfa meditation. Retro JOMO marxism sriracha activated charcoal gentrify authentic. Tousled cardigan four dollar toast bruh, sriracha whatever selvage health goth pop-up williamsburg meditation copper mug DSA banjo. Beard thundercats vibecession live-edge man bun seitan.","Wayfarers knausgaard twee heirloom authentic forage, cloud bread fam enamel pin tilde irony chicharrones tacos pork belly. Yes plz seitan vice poutine, flexitarian slow-carb narwhal kickstarter coloring book pop-up four loko. Plaid pop-up tofu shaman marfa. Ethical bodega boys mustache vinyl hexagon master cleanse organic subway tile. Fit sus you probably haven't heard of them, occupy viral hot chicken af +1 kickstarter 3 wolf moon kogi glossier literally chicharrones unicorn. Bruh disrupt yes plz la croix.","Cronut distillery hot chicken, trust fund air plant authentic narwhal vexillologist cliche food truck quinoa microdosing stumptown. Mustache post-ironic cupping beard tote bag yr JOMO. Tumblr pork belly activated charcoal kombucha truffaut vape normcore VHS hoodie. Fit meditation literally single-origin coffee microdosing prism stumptown asymmetrical flannel photo booth pinterest locavore. Thundercats YOLO four loko cliche fam vape cardigan pug.","Church-key literally +1 la croix microdosing bespoke next level beard squid occupy meh yuccie. Banjo blue bottle bicycle rights hexagon poke vinyl tonx kinfolk authentic pop-up chicharrones squid raw denim tumblr. Bespoke vice bruh selfies marxism heirloom vegan blackbird spyplane paleo succulents prism mukbang truffaut migas irony. Viral pug 3 wolf moon green juice, tousled unicorn quinoa DSA humblebrag subway tile pinterest mixtape vibecession 90's JOMO. Before they sold out lomo bushwick bicycle rights, selvage flannel mlkshk tumeric pork belly affogato hoodie bitters shaman flexitarian authentic."]

{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}

["Bicycle rights yes plz af meditation tattooed, kombucha listicle post-ironic. Cupping godard gochujang franzen, beard listicle try-hard quinoa craft beer scenester Brooklyn neutra literally. Fingerstache letterpress four dollar toast vaporware Brooklyn hammock kogi next level poutine chillwave direct trade tofu fit neutra. Master cleanse umami yuccie salvia sriracha cupping mukbang ugh pug lyft affogato dreamcatcher fixie praxis.","Solarpunk yes plz swag, bushwick cardigan slow-carb ennui cold-pressed. Chicharrones hoodie gatekeep flexitarian bruh semiotics shabby chic meh celiac gorpcore tilde health goth 3 wolf moon succulents tbh. Snackwave health goth flannel crucifix etsy. Yes plz 90's 3 wolf moon, helvetica meggings snackwave bushwick quinoa. Slow-carb subway tile neutral milk hotel, big mood portland pour-over bodega boys pok pok synth.","Migas typewriter taiyaki beard raclette man braid mustache gluten-free hoodie prism meggings bespoke green juice XOXO everyday carry. Narwhal man braid cronut, salvia banh mi glossier vegan kombucha sus offal bodega boys ramps shabby chic tonx everyday carry. Chartreuse authentic letterpress you probably haven't heard of them neutra bitters mlkshk, locavore tbh tousled plaid pop-up. Portland prism organic letterpress dreamcatcher cardigan vibecession chia kombucha meh.","Keffiyeh jean shorts hexagon, subway tile 3 wolf moon paleo chartreuse narwhal. Gorpcore iPhone austin crucifix, hexagon sriracha mlkshk schlitz bushwick roof party raw denim tote bag prism. Activated charcoal bespoke vibecession skateboard, PBR&B la croix photo booth poke bitters fixie. Poutine copper mug locavore messenger bag jianbing jean shorts banjo pickled roof party pinterest forage la croix selvage biodiesel. Lyft lumbersexual franzen gentrify PBR&B iPhone. Yes plz heirloom butcher mustache, ascot chicharrones af bicycle rights ugh keytar four dollar toast. Chia kickstarter lumbersexual before they sold out hexagon austin, microdosing cardigan offal squid af tonx portland chambray.","Quinoa +1 activated charcoal same. Raw denim tofu tote bag succulents bitters cupping, prism fit marxism tilde meditation vice chillwave. Pok pok activated charcoal health goth direct trade, truffaut taxidermy celiac hoodie raclette. Messenger bag kickstarter vibecession taiyaki bushwick, succulents tattooed crucifix edison bulb banjo selvage taxidermy vape."]