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Zygmunt Kamiński was a Polish painter and professor at the Warsaw University of Technology. His work was part of the painting event in the art competition at the 1928 Summer Olympics. He also designed the modern Coat of arms of Poland.
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Textila Stadium is a multi-purpose stadium in Lunca Câlnicului, Prejmer, Romania. It is currently used mostly for football matches, has a capacity of 200 seats and is the home ground of ACS Prejmer.
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