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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}

{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}

{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}

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{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}

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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}

{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}

{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

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