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\"Slam Dunk (Da Funk)\" is a song by British boy band Five, released in late 1997 by BMG and RCA as the first single from their self-titled debut album (1998). Featuring a blend of pop and rap, the single was written and produced by Jake Schulze, Max Martin, and Denniz Pop. It contains a sample of \"Clap Your Hands\" by Herbie Crichlow. The single reached number 10 on the UK Singles Chart and was certified Silver.
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